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Dear Princess Celestia,
So I ended up in this world (which looks like a rainbow fucked a candy cane, gave birth to some fucking rainbow candy cane baby, and that baby puked all over the Earth, by the way) weird as fuck dimensional portal or some shit, and, having learned about the "magic of friendship", and I have to say....I don't like it.
No, I don't just not like it, I fucking hate it! There's no fucking shitty games here! What a fuckball of shit! How can there be a dimension where shitty games don't exist!? It's fucking bullshit! So, I have to say Princess, that this world is not for me. My life demands shitty games. I'd rather suck down a bowl full of day old sloth jizz than stay one more fucking minute in this piece of shit world. So, all that friendship fuck is nice, but I can't stay here.
As such, this letter is less about what I've learned about friendship and more about how, by the time you get this letter, I'll have constructed an interdimesonal time portal to head back to my own plane of existence. Apparently, there are ponies here that know how to do that shit (Doctor Whooves or whatever the fuck his name is). And besides, the only friends I have are assholes (course, they were killed by a talking phone not to long ago. Yeah, fucking crazy, right?).
So, Princess, I have a few choice words for you before I go, assface. This world is a fucking piece of candy coated shit! It's like someone took diarrhea and put it in a blender with lollipops and sprinkles, drank it down, then vomited it back up! If this world had any more candy shit in it, I'd be my ass! Fuck this fucking piece of fucking dog shit, and fuck you for bringing me.
To close, I say this; FUCK THIS WORLD, FUCK FRIENDSHIP, AND FUCK YOU!!!!!
Your very angry interdimensional prisioner,
The Nerd
So I ended up in this world (which looks like a rainbow fucked a candy cane, gave birth to some fucking rainbow candy cane baby, and that baby puked all over the Earth, by the way) weird as fuck dimensional portal or some shit, and, having learned about the "magic of friendship", and I have to say....I don't like it.
No, I don't just not like it, I fucking hate it! There's no fucking shitty games here! What a fuckball of shit! How can there be a dimension where shitty games don't exist!? It's fucking bullshit! So, I have to say Princess, that this world is not for me. My life demands shitty games. I'd rather suck down a bowl full of day old sloth jizz than stay one more fucking minute in this piece of shit world. So, all that friendship fuck is nice, but I can't stay here.
As such, this letter is less about what I've learned about friendship and more about how, by the time you get this letter, I'll have constructed an interdimesonal time portal to head back to my own plane of existence. Apparently, there are ponies here that know how to do that shit (Doctor Whooves or whatever the fuck his name is). And besides, the only friends I have are assholes (course, they were killed by a talking phone not to long ago. Yeah, fucking crazy, right?).
So, Princess, I have a few choice words for you before I go, assface. This world is a fucking piece of candy coated shit! It's like someone took diarrhea and put it in a blender with lollipops and sprinkles, drank it down, then vomited it back up! If this world had any more candy shit in it, I'd be my ass! Fuck this fucking piece of fucking dog shit, and fuck you for bringing me.
To close, I say this; FUCK THIS WORLD, FUCK FRIENDSHIP, AND FUCK YOU!!!!!
Your very angry interdimensional prisioner,
The Nerd
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Oh, I've been watching too much AVGN. God, what is this? 
Here's a short stupid thing I worte in 5 minutes. Hooray!
Not really anything to say. It made me laugh.
Also, I'll be answering any comments or anything sometime tommorrow, so if you get a bit impatient, please keep your pants on. I'll answer, I promise!
MLP belongs to Hasbro. AVGN belongs to James Rolfe. Made in Word.
Here's a short stupid thing I worte in 5 minutes. Hooray!
Not really anything to say. It made me laugh.
Also, I'll be answering any comments or anything sometime tommorrow, so if you get a bit impatient, please keep your pants on. I'll answer, I promise!
MLP belongs to Hasbro. AVGN belongs to James Rolfe. Made in Word.
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This is basically what I would send them if I got stuck in that place, the only difference would be the name signed at the bottom.