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Chapter I- The Dawning of The Unicorn Butt Stabber

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Adulf Hitler was in his Nazi lair of Nazi evil and was just sitting around coming up with evil Nazi plans for robots and some stupid shit when he suddenly wanted some orange juice.

"Boi, this sure has been a tough day at the office killing Jews, I could go for some orange juice." Addie said and he got up and went to his refridgertar for some orange juice.

SUDDENLY, A ROBOT ARM REACHED OUT AND GRABBED HIM BY HIS BALLS AND PULLED HIM INTO THE FRIDGE!!!!!11!!!!11!!!!

Hitler was all like "Whoa, muy no bueno!!!!" and he was pulled in.

SUDDENLY!!! He found himself in a strange library and a stupid looking pony thing was looking at him funneh.

Adolf The Hitt looked around. It was a LIBRARAY!!!!!

"DA FUCK YOU LOOKING ATTTTTT!!!!" Hitler said with much rage!!!!!

"A faget" Said the purple pony. Hitler smiled. At least she was being honest!!! :D

"My name is Purple Smart" said the purple smart pony, "And I pulled in to here because!!!"

Hitler was all like "whoa man not cool I was in the middle of killing Jews!!!! Send me back!!!!"

And Purple Smart smiled and said "Not until I rap3 Jew!!!!!!! Bitch!!!!!" said Purple Smart and she then made LOTS OF FUCKING CLONES OFV HERSELF AND SHE then all raped Hitler in his butt with they're horns.

Hitler screamed in agony and pain "Stahp." but they paid no heed. The Purpke Shit clones all did gross stuff to him, and his butt. I could go into detail but eh, I don't feel like it.

So den all the Purple Smart clones all finished rapping Hitler and he was very annoyed and bored. Suddenly, MARKIPLIER came and, dressed as the wiocked Butt Stabber, stabbed his butt. Then he explode. Who? EVE$RYONE. O)_(O

So den Hitler was sent back to his own time, horribley tramautized and mo0lested and kind of pissed that after all that, Purple Smart didn't even have the decency to leave him her number. What a bitch.

But Hitler knew that he had his Nazis fightin de rong ENEMIES. So he called a rally and said that the Jews were not the enemy....it was THE EVIL HORSES of the world! So Hitler decided to exterminate all the horses. The Allies and Hitler and the Jews and everybody all made up, and everybody lived happily ever AFTER!!!! <3

Well, except the thousands and thousands of Jews, Poles, Gypies, Slavs and Russians that had already been murdered by teh Naz1s, but hey, who's counting?

TEH ENDZ!!!!!!!!! <3<#<3<3

#Deviantart #Nazis #Butts #Rape #Hasttags #I'm Awesome #Lol #SO CLEVER #Wow this is a lot #Robots #Sexy #Boobs #Why Does dA have Hasttags in the tags? %Tag #Do Stuff #Go Outside #Get Married #Stay Asleep #Marry And Reproduce

(PS. I think I am going to Hell for this. XD)
Oh God.....why did I write this? 

I don't know. I'm sorry. I am super sorry. XD 

It's been nearly a year since I wrote anything like a trollfic. Which I like to do sometimes. Don't worry, there will be cute pony art tomorrow! :heart::love:

Because I am very afraid of offending someone (oddly nulifiing the point of a trollfic) please let me stress, this is only a joke. I mean, I think the tone and content of Hitler being raped is already joke enough, but I really do want to stress that. :hug: Please nobody take this stupid writing too seriously. I truly hope nobody is seriously offended by this, haha? :pray::heart:

I actually wrote this mostly because I wanted to use that horrible Photoshop picture, haha. =p Made that in a few minutes, and I think it's hilarious, rofl. XD

Again, this is just a joke. Please don't take this too seriously? I sincerly apolgize if anybody is seriously offended by this, though I don't think anyone with a sense of humor will be. :hug:

More art tomorrow, I promise! Stay tuned!~ :iconpinkiepiesmileplz:
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:iconderpyxmuffinz:
DERPYxMUFFINZ Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
Hay! I hate both of them!
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:icontobediscarded:
ToBeDiscarded Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
NICHT DER FÜHRER! Oh wait, it's "Adulf", sorry I thought you were someone else;P
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:iconapersonguy:
Apersonguy Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2015
what did i expect when i read this?
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:iconxzxxz:
XZXXZ Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2015
This shows true beauty can exist
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:icontidensbarn:
TidensBarn Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2015  Student Digital Artist
After reading this, I don't like Nazis anymore. :(
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:iconderpyxmuffinz:
DERPYxMUFFINZ Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2016  Hobbyist Artist
ANYMORE??
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:iconwireball:
Wireball Featured By Owner Edited Nov 24, 2014
I enjoyed reading your profuse apologies for this fic.  The tone of the apologies remind me of Fluttershy, if Fluttershy wrote a trollfic :)
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:iconbakapple:
BakApple Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This text has to be studied in class. I want to study it!
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:iconsimta:
Simta Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2014
Dafaq did I just read? Rainbow Dash Blink Icon
Who cares I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!4rainbow dash my little pony mlp brony 
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WubcakeVA Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
 :iconmarkiplierplz:
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:icondreamcraftsman:
DreamCraftsman Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Wat? ;-;
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:iconj25thearcking:
J25TheArcKing Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What the heck rofl...

The cover art, Hitler's face LOL!
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AF20cartoons Featured By Owner Edited Sep 9, 2014  Student Filmographer
HITLER DESERVES BEING RAPED BY MY FAVOURITE PRINCESS!!!

SCREW AND F*** THE NAZIS!!!



sorry about my rage
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CassiusTain Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
this deserves an award
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:icondeustisofshadows:
DeustisOfShadows Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
:iconwthplz: ............WHAT is happening.
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:icongabladerunner:
GabladeRunner Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
I'm nominating this for a Pulitzer prize. It's just too perfect.

(I've never laughed so hard in my life before reading this!)
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:iconstandardbronybrowser:
StandardBronyBrowser Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
What.
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:iconmadnessabe:
MadnessAbe Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Did I see a Cheetahmen reference in there? 
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JesterFestivle Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
When I saw the title I was just like "Oh god why? XD" and laughed for like  5 minuets and then I read it 10/10 dude! Awesome job cx
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NurioMarayana Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I am not in the slightest offended or appalled... But similarly, I don't see the humor at all, and all I can wonder is... Why?
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PowerSourceArts Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Let's see you wrote a story with hilter get raped........nah I'd say your good the bastard desevered it so no hell for you
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:icondiscord-drocsid:
Discord-Drocsid Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2014
no...
just nooo....
no me gusta
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:iconmecha-ryan:
Mecha-Ryan Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
Was "the robot arm grabbed hitlers balls". A reference to AVGN Cheetahmen review? 
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:icondaniel-sg:
Daniel-SG Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, yes actually! :heart: I was wondering if anybody would get it! ;p
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naan21 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
2/10, not enough horns. :(
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:icond-molish:
D-Molish Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
10 out of 10
"Like Skyrim with guns"
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X444xTRISTARX Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Student Writer
Best story, 10/10

Steven Spielberg needs to get on this RIGHT NOW!
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Dattebayo681 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
10/10
Would read when covered in pudding
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Mark-Terron Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Da HELL!?!?!? WHAT IS THIS!?!?!? 

Oh it's a joke. xD Yea I and many other I'm sure appreciate you not going into detail, after all, it keeps the spirit of this joke, prank-ish instead of bait-ish.

Well played m8! I'll defiantly love to see cute ponies tomorrow. :3 
I should draw more myself come to think of it...
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otaku4242 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
>unicorn butt stabber
i see what you did there ^_^
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Chatterbeast Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconslowclapplz:
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:iconbronzeblade:
BronzeBlade Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
...

WTF did I just read!?!
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:iconh123g:
H123G Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Student Writer
Okay I get some of this, but why was MARKIPLIER here?
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:icondaniel-sg:
Daniel-SG Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Because Mark is AWESOME!! :heart:

#Markiplier 
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H123G Featured By Owner Sep 6, 2014  Student Writer
Well you got me there.
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Krazylec Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
*Nods approvingly*
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